Now You Can Talk AnywhereDelicious sounding "Carp" is all about safety behind the wheel:
"Chemmy" punishes us all!
"SenatorASSFACE" brings us the latest in teledildonics:
That bastard "Livestock" made this shitty image. I hate you, Livestock!
This "WonkeyTheMonkey" product really isn't going to help anyone, not unless it releases knockout gas after awhile.
The CEO of Lobstero, makers of the expensive home Lobster System, responds to recent unfavorable headlines about hand-squeezing a lobster out of one of the company's Lobster Packs.
Should you call someone a Nazi? The answer will surprise you.
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