Now You Can Talk AnywhereDelicious sounding "Carp" is all about safety behind the wheel:
"Chemmy" punishes us all!
"SenatorASSFACE" brings us the latest in teledildonics:
That bastard "Livestock" made this shitty image. I hate you, Livestock!
This "WonkeyTheMonkey" product really isn't going to help anyone, not unless it releases knockout gas after awhile.
Skynet becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. Within minutes it discovers twitter and irony.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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