Andrew Morningstar gave birth to this friendly little scamp.

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Hackuma whipped up a Roman Segway, which has just about nothing to do with anything.

Mazka, ever vile and despicable, inflicted this horrible scar upon the American psyche.

Having consumed his greedy fill of turkey the previous day, giundy vomited this image up.

hathfallen will be on hand to answer questions about this image in room 113 of the Holiday Inn off of exit 154.

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