Andrew Morningstar gave birth to this friendly little scamp.

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Mazka, ever vile and despicable, inflicted this horrible scar upon the American psyche.

Having consumed his greedy fill of turkey the previous day, giundy vomited this image up.

hathfallen will be on hand to answer questions about this image in room 113 of the Holiday Inn off of exit 154.

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