"Snykch[SA]" is on the wrong planet, but I guess that's his loss.
"Spacejunk" is so very ambitious.
"rush" is just dying to know!
"Wallwhacker" usually finishes before the wall. Wait, I got one more! Wallwhacker usually whacks other things, if you know what I mean. Please don't murder me, even though I so very much deserve it.
The CEO of Lobstero, makers of the expensive home Lobster System, responds to recent unfavorable headlines about hand-squeezing a lobster out of one of the company's Lobster Packs.
Should you call someone a Nazi? The answer will surprise you.
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