"Mathemagician" clears up a huge mystery for me.
"overseer07" should just be glad there isn't a rocket launcher size.
"Jagermeister" is a simple man with a simple image:
"Vimto" purchases only the finest products to absorb his wayward sperm:
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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