"absolute1" reveals his secret love for industrial-sized women:
"BigGooey" is just upset he doesn't own a gigantic car:
"Epicutioner" is aiming for the self-loathing demographic:
Hello, "FofR", the 21st century is calling!
The most beautiful woman on all of Facebook is no longer just enchanting your Facebook feed. She's here, y'all!
These sponges will make your hair WHITE and your teeth CURLY.
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