"absolute1" reveals his secret love for industrial-sized women:
"BigGooey" is just upset he doesn't own a gigantic car:
"Epicutioner" is aiming for the self-loathing demographic:
Hello, "FofR", the 21st century is calling!
Natural and supernatural horrors mount on an expedition to an island music festival for the wealthy.
With college finals approaching, it's time once again for Microsoft Word autosummaries of all the old, boring books you were supposed to read.
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