dr7flow makes being a good Christian a whole lot easier if you don't mind going to the store often.

Bogus really took the life out of this party. Hi-yo!

G-III gets in the Halloween mood with this picture, which I reckon was originally Manfredi's "David Beheading Goliath." Guess what the pumpkin is covering up.

buryme gives his take on Caravaggio's "Judith Beheading Holofernes". We're so cultured around these parts.

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