8ender is signing off until 5:00 AM.
hathfallen is some sort of anatomy nerd. He can name all the parts of the body he'll never be allowed to touch.
danno is a dirty bird. Worse, he's not really a bird.
TerrapinAirship does not actually fly and is therefore a disappointment.
"Really, Holmes!" I dropped into my seat, shocked. "You are remarkably tall! What are you, six foot six? Six foot eight?"
As the 19th century diver approaches a giant clam, a flash of brilliant golden light flares from within the shell. I emerge in a swirl of bubbles and do the timeless universal underwater hand signals for the following: ZODIAC KILLER, KKK, BLOOD OF YOUTH
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