8ender is signing off until 5:00 AM.
hathfallen is some sort of anatomy nerd. He can name all the parts of the body he'll never be allowed to touch.
danno is a dirty bird. Worse, he's not really a bird.
TerrapinAirship does not actually fly and is therefore a disappointment.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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