8ender is signing off until 5:00 AM.
hathfallen is some sort of anatomy nerd. He can name all the parts of the body he'll never be allowed to touch.
danno is a dirty bird. Worse, he's not really a bird.
TerrapinAirship does not actually fly and is therefore a disappointment.
After years of being misunderstood, I had hoped we finally had "our" story. I was wrong.
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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