8ender is signing off until 5:00 AM.
hathfallen is some sort of anatomy nerd. He can name all the parts of the body he'll never be allowed to touch.
danno is a dirty bird. Worse, he's not really a bird.
TerrapinAirship does not actually fly and is therefore a disappointment.
Trying to change history is a terrible mistake. Tearing down all of America's Hitler statues has left us confused about our nation's proud past.
Ask any cowboy and they'll tell you: The deadliest snake in the wild west is Lava-Filled Hole Shaped Exactly Like A Cowboy Silhouette
Ben Garrison's Cartoons are finally explained!
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