stuckeys was on the fast track to a successful career in medicine, but his habit of carving pentagrams into vital organs got him fired.
Oh, Dextromethod, your equations are soooo big.
LOO has no respect for moderated caloric intakes.
Clavius is a victim of his own foolish need to label people.
And we care, too, Pumaman!!!
Flazh is one of many people trapped in the anal stage.
Skynet becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. Within minutes it discovers twitter and irony.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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