stuckeys was on the fast track to a successful career in medicine, but his habit of carving pentagrams into vital organs got him fired.

Oh, Dextromethod, your equations are soooo big.

LOO has no respect for moderated caloric intakes.

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And we care, too, Pumaman!!!

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