"ShaneSchofield" catches Nintendo pandering to dirty furries:
"Shmafty" panders to various forms of nerds:
"tieilaxuscum" is another jerk with an annoying name to type out.
"Kuuenbu" is about to break into smaller pieces!
Skynet becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. Within minutes it discovers twitter and irony.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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