Your wife don't understand you but I do!

"He totally loves me and I know this because he told me and he doesn't like me just because he misses banging sixteen year old girls."

I DON'T KNOW IT COULD BE GAS.

Oh shit it's a girl! Suck it in!

All girls please email "ruslya" so you may chat with him. I'm sure he'll appreciate this added exposure.

Some things he forgot to include in this post. He's married and so is she. Wee!

Learning how to smoke isn't exactly what I'd call education.

Another sex with no condom gem of a post. They're a dime a dozen these days.

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