Sounds like he should have made the deal!

Who would have thought that a guy in jail would miss apointments?

Who the fuck is this Sebastian guy? I thought you were a hot latina MILF for me?! FUCK, THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS!!!

Maybe next time he should, I don't know, go to school? Fuck, send him to school and lock YOU up you idiot.

Haha what the hell did throwing the monitor into the river accomplish? Haha did he think that the cops would think he turned into a fish? You can't incarcerate a fish!

It's funny. They never say what their sons or husbands did. What they don't realize is that this is what happens you commit a fucking crime.

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