Random Retards

Furries really go out of their way to ruin anything people might like.

What was it about Freedom Fighters that told "Penance", "This game has some erotic undertones to it so you better post on the internet about it"?

Poor Sonic... they got you too.

What the hell?

Okay we get it! "Mobians" or whatever the fuck that is turns you on.

Unlike the majority of these people I have to go to work right now.

FITTY CENT MORE LIKE GAY BASHING FAGGOT.

Ah ha! It's the Easter comedy stylings of "Dylithium".

Goddamnitt you fucks! Can't you just enjoy a Easter bunny joke and not analyze the living hell out of it!

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