No woman will ever post this thread about me. (sad face)
"I'm a good person". Well there's your problem right there.
Dude, calm down. There are rarely ever complications when bringing in another person into your sex life. Never!
Here is a true account of my encounter with Al Borman.
Her tell-all book is coming out next Summer. It's titled "I Dated a Goon: A Story of Survival".
Just be quiet and know your place. You're a woman! You don't GET to have a say in what goes on during sex!
Getting aroused by your boyfriend to the point of orgasm is cause for alarm.
Who the hell doesn't fantasize about grabbing their teacher's big titties in 6th grade? Hell, I'm fantasizing about grabbing my teacher's big titties right now.
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
It's just a little confusing, is all.
There are hundreds of stories happening on the World Wide Web. Let me tell you, that's a very wide web. Our goal at Weekend Web is to bring you the latest headlines from around the Internet. We go into the very bowels of message boards everywhere and find out what millions of online citizens have to say.