Ugh.



At least this guy's video game love is a human character!



Here's who bought Dead or Alive Xtreme 2.



And you thought it couldn't get any creepier.



Indeed.



You knew this discussion was going to be about anime eventually.



By the way, here's who they are popping boners for.



I'm glad you can't save your game.



There you have it, the worst thread ever.

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