Turn off Guitar Hero before you make love!



Please help, why don't I like pain?!



I love to get pee on my feet.



Isn't that the definition of gay?



HE DOESN'T LIKE YOU.



What clever sub forum names.



No you can't have a heart attack during sex. You can only have a heart attack if you're carrying groceries.



I'm saying what normal is and that ain't normal.

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