Turn off Guitar Hero before you make love!
Please help, why don't I like pain?!
I love to get pee on my feet.
Isn't that the definition of gay?
HE DOESN'T LIKE YOU.
What clever sub forum names.
No you can't have a heart attack during sex. You can only have a heart attack if you're carrying groceries.
I'm saying what normal is and that ain't normal.
Ma'am, what if I told you I have the miracle of a lifetime right here in this briefcase?
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