Turn off Guitar Hero before you make love!
Please help, why don't I like pain?!
I love to get pee on my feet.
Isn't that the definition of gay?
HE DOESN'T LIKE YOU.
What clever sub forum names.
No you can't have a heart attack during sex. You can only have a heart attack if you're carrying groceries.
I'm saying what normal is and that ain't normal.
Nightwatch Brigade Insignia: Awarded for hiding in a coat closet and watching God's Not Dead, God's Not Dead 2, and Last Man Standing on a 1980s-era portable tv every night instead of sleeping
Why you honk and how it’s misinterpreted.
If you think Hitler was good, you've got another thing coming.
These tips are guaranteed to work. Nearly every time.
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