Turn off Guitar Hero before you make love!
Please help, why don't I like pain?!
I love to get pee on my feet.
Isn't that the definition of gay?
HE DOESN'T LIKE YOU.
What clever sub forum names.
No you can't have a heart attack during sex. You can only have a heart attack if you're carrying groceries.
I'm saying what normal is and that ain't normal.
Classic pick up lines for the sleazebag who tends to overthink things.
Transgressive author Chuck Palahniuk is here to help with tips and tricks to hacking your life.
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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