Turn off Guitar Hero before you make love!
Please help, why don't I like pain?!
I love to get pee on my feet.
Isn't that the definition of gay?
HE DOESN'T LIKE YOU.
What clever sub forum names.
No you can't have a heart attack during sex. You can only have a heart attack if you're carrying groceries.
I'm saying what normal is and that ain't normal.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.
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