If he was a clean person his penis wouldn't smell!
That username coupled with that post makes me kind of depressed.
It's when your dick bends down like Gonzo. We've covered this already!
You and your wife have sex. Well isn't that great.
Her vagina is a sponge.
I love to jack off but I go to the regular arcade as I find the sounds of Marvel vs. Capcom arousing.
Aw, how romantic.
Sometimes it’s helpful to explain your allergies, other times you just need to apologize for sneezing on someone’s face.
Jim & Karen's wedding is gonna be a blast! Here's some hints you aren't invited.
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