Here it is, the moment you've all been waiting for. There is no other thread that exemplifies how warped the Internet can make people. This thread is about a guy who has an unusual infatuation with a video game character. And the funny thing is, he actually finds people who think the same way he does! Without wasting any more time, here is the worst thread ever posted.

It starts off innocently enough.

This guy's head must be a very scary place.

I don't even know what that's all about.

I'm seriously getting creeped out now.

The discussion rages on.

This particular video game character is very cute! *cums*

Yeah it would be just like molesting a small child!

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