Yahoo's word filter fooled again!

I started running around in circles and then I hit my head on the TV and then my dad beat me for breaking the TV.

It doesn't hurt until Muslim extremists kill you for not having a hymen.

Better find it before Bush bans it!

An Otaku in Need, is a friend indeed.


Buy a Wii.

I have been wondering this all my life.

DJ Tiesto?! Nooooooooooooo...

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