There are two pictures of Pluto on 190827's computer, and I hope "leroyebrd" was sent the correct one.
"Hoonneeyyy!! Are you checking the computer?!"
"Yeah, I'm searching for the answer right now!"
"Oh god I want to die"
673167 answers their own questions so well one might wonder why they need a search engine at all.
Aww, Bud Bundy, someday you'll catch a break.
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
Jeff Foxworthy has awakened to the new flesh to tell some redneck jokes.
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