You know those optical illusions where someone drew a simple 3D cube and then erased a bunch of parts of it, but your brain can still make out the cube because it adds in the missing information to make a complete picture? Same kind of thing is happening here, except it's a story and there's a lot more racism.

Great, another David Faustino-related one.

Oh baby oh baby oh baby oh baby oh baby

oh baby oh babNO HONEY DON'T LOOK AT US OH GOD

I'll bet that alien from that alien autopsy thing was into dudes, too.

"Excuse me sir, I'm going to need to check your bag. No, your other bag." [Saxophone music]

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