I'm not even going to pretend I know what the fuck's going on with 4947255.
If there were ever a musical instrument that came off as "shemale-ish" I guess it would be the accordion.
MAAAARRRGGEEE YOU'RE BREAKING MY HEART
She's no Ashanti but this is just plain rude.
Another heartwrenching story as only AOL can tell it. Wait, not heartwrenching, it feels more like facesledgehammering.
One can only hope this is the work of neither Ben or Jerry.
I was betrayed by the bernio bros, the cougars, and this guy from back page I hired to keep me from jumping out a window at the DNC.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
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