I'm not even going to pretend I know what the fuck's going on with 4947255.
If there were ever a musical instrument that came off as "shemale-ish" I guess it would be the accordion.
MAAAARRRGGEEE YOU'RE BREAKING MY HEART
She's no Ashanti but this is just plain rude.
Another heartwrenching story as only AOL can tell it. Wait, not heartwrenching, it feels more like facesledgehammering.
One can only hope this is the work of neither Ben or Jerry.
There's a Brainiac. He's not THE Brainiac. However, he's one aspect of Brainiac. Or maybe there's supposed to be a different Brainiac in every universe and they're all cosmically connected, presumably via their brains. Either way, I think this particular Brainiac is the boss Brainiac.
SUPPRESSIVE DOG is overburdened with body thetans and refuses to cooperate with my attempts to audit him. I have no choice but to disconnect from him and adopt a better dog. 555-1294
I highly recommend Windows 10 With Mouse + Keyboard Support Edition
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