I'm not even going to pretend I know what the fuck's going on with 4947255.

If there were ever a musical instrument that came off as "shemale-ish" I guess it would be the accordion.

MAAAARRRGGEEE YOU'RE BREAKING MY HEART

She's no Ashanti but this is just plain rude.

Another heartwrenching story as only AOL can tell it. Wait, not heartwrenching, it feels more like facesledgehammering.

One can only hope this is the work of neither Ben or Jerry.

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