I'm not even going to pretend I know what the fuck's going on with 4947255.
If there were ever a musical instrument that came off as "shemale-ish" I guess it would be the accordion.
MAAAARRRGGEEE YOU'RE BREAKING MY HEART
She's no Ashanti but this is just plain rude.
Another heartwrenching story as only AOL can tell it. Wait, not heartwrenching, it feels more like facesledgehammering.
One can only hope this is the work of neither Ben or Jerry.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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