I'm not even going to pretend I know what the fuck's going on with 4947255.
If there were ever a musical instrument that came off as "shemale-ish" I guess it would be the accordion.
MAAAARRRGGEEE YOU'RE BREAKING MY HEART
She's no Ashanti but this is just plain rude.
Another heartwrenching story as only AOL can tell it. Wait, not heartwrenching, it feels more like facesledgehammering.
One can only hope this is the work of neither Ben or Jerry.
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I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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