You know when you walk down a crowded street and wonder what all of those people are thinking about? It's this kind of thing.

If 4534175's house is actually burning down there's going to be a terrible misunderstanding.

Uncle 39509's Blistering Rash-N-Weird Porn Fudge is NOT good eats.

Take a good, long look at your future, Evan "Jerkfish" Wade.

Eeeeww. What's worse is whoever typed this crap probably had one hand on their netherlands.

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