You know when you walk down a crowded street and wonder what all of those people are thinking about? It's this kind of thing.
If 4534175's house is actually burning down there's going to be a terrible misunderstanding.
Uncle 39509's Blistering Rash-N-Weird Porn Fudge is NOT good eats.
Take a good, long look at your future, Evan "Jerkfish" Wade.
Eeeeww. What's worse is whoever typed this crap probably had one hand on their netherlands.
Godzilla vs. Great Aunt Beatrice
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
Were you enjoying your day? STOP! There is outrageous crap going on you need to know about!
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