You know when you walk down a crowded street and wonder what all of those people are thinking about? It's this kind of thing.
If 4534175's house is actually burning down there's going to be a terrible misunderstanding.
Uncle 39509's Blistering Rash-N-Weird Porn Fudge is NOT good eats.
Take a good, long look at your future, Evan "Jerkfish" Wade.
Eeeeww. What's worse is whoever typed this crap probably had one hand on their netherlands.
Godzilla vs. Great Aunt Beatrice
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
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