You know when you walk down a crowded street and wonder what all of those people are thinking about? It's this kind of thing.
If 4534175's house is actually burning down there's going to be a terrible misunderstanding.
Uncle 39509's Blistering Rash-N-Weird Porn Fudge is NOT good eats.
Take a good, long look at your future, Evan "Jerkfish" Wade.
Eeeeww. What's worse is whoever typed this crap probably had one hand on their netherlands.
Godzilla vs. Great Aunt Beatrice
Trying to change history is a terrible mistake. Tearing down all of America's Hitler statues has left us confused about our nation's proud past.
Ask any cowboy and they'll tell you: The deadliest snake in the wild west is Lava-Filled Hole Shaped Exactly Like A Cowboy Silhouette
Ben Garrison's Cartoons are finally explained!
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