You know when you walk down a crowded street and wonder what all of those people are thinking about? It's this kind of thing.
If 4534175's house is actually burning down there's going to be a terrible misunderstanding.
Uncle 39509's Blistering Rash-N-Weird Porn Fudge is NOT good eats.
Take a good, long look at your future, Evan "Jerkfish" Wade.
Eeeeww. What's worse is whoever typed this crap probably had one hand on their netherlands.
Godzilla vs. Great Aunt Beatrice
2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
He was ripped off for True Detective, now Thomas Ligotti is being asked to review Pizza Hut's new Hotdog Pizza Bites.
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