Food does not come out of holes.

This is even better than those romance novels... which I do not read.

Judge Mathis is going to have his work cut out for this one.

What the hell.

After the disaster on 04-07, 19383636 looked for strength in the noble eagle. Whether they found any or not, I know one thing to be true: I will never forget what happened that day.

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