2296327's Myspace page is a little ruff around the edges.

Something tells me these two events are related but the main character doesn't know it yet. It's just like an episode of Lost, except the only thing that's been lost is the last 45 seconds of my life.

The 700 Club is very, very different from the Mile High Club. They're not even close to related.

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Good looking 40 year 0ld irish man decides he will take whatever he can get in novato california tonight.

I'm going to have to try this one for myself.

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