Nothing like the sordid tales of junkies to make one feel like a winner.
If a stripper is unconscious doesn't that sort of defeat the purpose? At that rate you might as well just steal a mannequin.
It's better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all, especially because you get a chance to play with all those neat little cameras and stuff.
Ah-ha! It seems the tables have turned...... into something you really don't want to be eating off of anymore!
Veigina, more like Vegeta.
I don't know if I'd call this a bad day at the office. More like eventful.
The human anatomy is home to more than three hundred organs. Doctors and chocolatiers agree that the vast majority of these revolting lumps of tissue serve little to no function. If you find yourself standing in a long line or stuck at the airport waiting for a delayed flight, consider taking a few minutes to remove the following from your person.
Do you have what it takes to make it on the ballot?
Denzel is here to set the movie scales back to zero. That's what an equalizer does, right?
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