Nothing like the sordid tales of junkies to make one feel like a winner.
If a stripper is unconscious doesn't that sort of defeat the purpose? At that rate you might as well just steal a mannequin.
It's better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all, especially because you get a chance to play with all those neat little cameras and stuff.
Ah-ha! It seems the tables have turned...... into something you really don't want to be eating off of anymore!
Veigina, more like Vegeta.
I don't know if I'd call this a bad day at the office. More like eventful.
It's time to get a new TV. Your old one was made like two years ago, and so much has changed. You might as well be looking at a dinosaur's butthole. Why would you keep doing that, when you could be looking at a robot's butthole?
This libtard terminator keeps asking for guns that don't exist and I may have to close early out of frustration.
My game is funded. Now I know everything.
Sea of Thieves: Reduced the number of quest types from 3 to 2
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