Nothing like the sordid tales of junkies to make one feel like a winner.
If a stripper is unconscious doesn't that sort of defeat the purpose? At that rate you might as well just steal a mannequin.
It's better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all, especially because you get a chance to play with all those neat little cameras and stuff.
Ah-ha! It seems the tables have turned...... into something you really don't want to be eating off of anymore!
Veigina, more like Vegeta.
I don't know if I'd call this a bad day at the office. More like eventful.
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
What do you do when The Dark Knight himself pulls a boner?
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
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