Nothing like the sordid tales of junkies to make one feel like a winner.
If a stripper is unconscious doesn't that sort of defeat the purpose? At that rate you might as well just steal a mannequin.
It's better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all, especially because you get a chance to play with all those neat little cameras and stuff.
Ah-ha! It seems the tables have turned...... into something you really don't want to be eating off of anymore!
Veigina, more like Vegeta.
I don't know if I'd call this a bad day at the office. More like eventful.
When I try to clear the ball, run into me at a thousand miles per hour, sending me flying halfway across the map. If the ball is coming down in front of the opposing goal and I'm in position to tap it in, run into me at a thousand miles per hour. Never stop slamming into me at a thousand miles per hour, unless you can slam into me even faster.
eSports are getting more attention, but these new non-nerd spectators have no idea what's going happening. Help them understand how and why you've decided to waste your life with these simple approaches.
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