Nothing like the sordid tales of junkies to make one feel like a winner.

If a stripper is unconscious doesn't that sort of defeat the purpose? At that rate you might as well just steal a mannequin.

It's better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all, especially because you get a chance to play with all those neat little cameras and stuff.

Ah-ha! It seems the tables have turned...... into something you really don't want to be eating off of anymore!

Veigina, more like Vegeta.

I don't know if I'd call this a bad day at the office. More like eventful.

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