If they ever have a Scared Straight-style program for obesity they could use this.
"Hello, Creep Headquarters? Mission accomplished!!"
Professional Wrestler? No.
Man of your dreams? Absolutely.
I can't help but wonder if there was supposed to be a comma in there somewhere.
It's been 15 years but the women still love his Fire Marshall Bill impression! Okay, maybe not love, but they giggle at it. It's not really giggling though, it's more of a "look at." The ladies look at it.
Forget Target or Best Buy, if you want deals this Black Friday you can't do better than smoking massive, mind-melting quantities of DMT.
A reluctant family is forced to welcome a non-human participant to Thanksgiving dinner.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
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