If they ever have a Scared Straight-style program for obesity they could use this.
"Hello, Creep Headquarters? Mission accomplished!!"
Professional Wrestler? No.
Man of your dreams? Absolutely.
I can't help but wonder if there was supposed to be a comma in there somewhere.
It's been 15 years but the women still love his Fire Marshall Bill impression! Okay, maybe not love, but they giggle at it. It's not really giggling though, it's more of a "look at." The ladies look at it.
Did Louis C.K. jerk off in front of two female comics? And why are these ladies squandering an opportunity to learn from a comedy legend?
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
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