"rts001" will try anything to draw attention away from the rest of his lumpy, unwashed head.
It's a rotten day for a white wedding.
Flounder Face and Caveman Curtis are not only handsome, but they also provide important clues to the evolution of life on Earth.
Training was complete. Another stuffed foe, this one purple, lay at his feet leaking cotton. His fedora, comic book t-shirt and tenuous beard all flapped slightly in the wind. His stoic contemplation shattered by a cry from another room, "Brian! Close your window, we're not warming the whole block!" "I'm really busy right now, Mom!" She could never understand him. No one could.
"Hello ladies, remember that show Weinerville? Nah, me neither."
In a Something Awful exclusive, we reveal the true state of Darren Wilson after his harrowing encounter with Michael Brown.
gee, sun, thanks for life and warmth and light. you totally did it on purpose and aren't just a stupid exploding deathtrap
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