I appreciate your offer of dinner, but I'm still a little full from all that boar's cum-gel.
Sex change technology has gotten to be pretty amazing if you saw a slug crawl into someone's vagina and you still had no idea if it was a man or a woman.
My favorite movie? Oh that would be The Wicker Man.
You guys talk a lot of shit, but next thing you know we'll have another case of Mr. Hands.
This tuna ain't working, bro, and this gross hot dog needs a one way trip to go live on your uncle's Flavor Farm.
These millennials have no idea how it feels to really work. They would never think about spending all day in the hot sun with their carapace baking and their dung drying out.
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