I appreciate your offer of dinner, but I'm still a little full from all that boar's cum-gel.
Sex change technology has gotten to be pretty amazing if you saw a slug crawl into someone's vagina and you still had no idea if it was a man or a woman.
My favorite movie? Oh that would be The Wicker Man.
You guys talk a lot of shit, but next thing you know we'll have another case of Mr. Hands.
These sponges will make your hair WHITE and your teeth CURLY.
If you get these jokes, you KNOW you're smart!
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