I appreciate your offer of dinner, but I'm still a little full from all that boar's cum-gel.
Sex change technology has gotten to be pretty amazing if you saw a slug crawl into someone's vagina and you still had no idea if it was a man or a woman.
My favorite movie? Oh that would be The Wicker Man.
You guys talk a lot of shit, but next thing you know we'll have another case of Mr. Hands.
Angry and hopeless Trump voters take heart: there is a man who is out for justice for America.
People can't stop talking about this Donald Trump character. He's said a lot of crude and hateful things over the years, and demonstrated a tremendous lack of judgment, discipline and decency. If you ask me, he's not fit to be our president. In fact, he's not even fit to be mayor of Buffoontown.
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