*chuckles* Fuck you.
This post would be way better if it was about American Gladiators.
"moebius8" didn't see an angel, it was just Lyle Lovett. (It's easy to make that mistake.)
Stop putting naked fairy drawings under your bed. Case closed!
Oh god they're everywhere!
All the amazing predictions from The Simpsons that finally came true in 2016.
This is very real. As an insider I possess damning evidence that could utterly destroy Something Awful. This website has many enemies who appear to be coming to power in the United States. They probably have lots of money at their disposal, and I could really use some.
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