There's something to be said for good old-fashioned insanity.
Boo hoo hoo.
Next thing you know she'll be hanging out at female-only bars and shaving her head completely.
It's like Star Wars, Dragonheart, and a bunch of nerdier movies were all put in a bag together and someone hit "tass" over the head with it.
That's an awful lot of thought for a bunch of people who think they're elves and anime characters.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
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