There's something to be said for good old-fashioned insanity.
Boo hoo hoo.
Next thing you know she'll be hanging out at female-only bars and shaving her head completely.
It's like Star Wars, Dragonheart, and a bunch of nerdier movies were all put in a bag together and someone hit "tass" over the head with it.
That's an awful lot of thought for a bunch of people who think they're elves and anime characters.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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