There's something to be said for good old-fashioned insanity.

Boo hoo hoo.

Next thing you know she'll be hanging out at female-only bars and shaving her head completely.

It's like Star Wars, Dragonheart, and a bunch of nerdier movies were all put in a bag together and someone hit "tass" over the head with it.

That's an awful lot of thought for a bunch of people who think they're elves and anime characters.

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