I believe "bluegodjanus" is crazy which cancels out his belief of being uncrazy.

Go outside, Conrad.

I'm engaged in an epic astral plane giraffe battle as I type this.

My soulbond wants to know why there's a poop under "kuwaizair's" avatar.

If this isn't the most outrageous and preposterous post I don't know what is!

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