I don't know who to hate more, the black guy tYpInG lIkE tHiS or the pro-white freak.

Adam and Eve were actually Eskimo. It's all right here in the Denny's menu.

Honestly, all black hate stems from the white man's jealously of the black man's enormous penis. It's really that simple.

"Ralph" is one big bundle of love.

"UPYOURS" deserves no less than to be brutally gang raped by the entire cast of "The Facts of Life".

I'm lovin' it.

He has a point. Any employee of any race looks so fucking happy and helpful in those shitty commercials but when you get into the store they look stoned and possibly birthing a child.


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