You see, black guys, they drive a car like this. But white guys, see, they drive a car like this.

Black guys have names like Carl, while white guys have names like Lenny.

Haha he didn't just "see" an Asian couple, he "witnessed" it. Haha dumbshoe.

I feel the same way. VICKIE LAWSON DOES EXIST!!! SHE DOES EXIST DAMNITT!!!

From now on I will personally shit in every white woman's hair.

Jews rule, Aryans drool!!!

WANTED: White chick to enjoy long walks to the unemployment office and passing out at a seedy bar after I dryhump you to completion.

I thought Austraila was like some really elaborate Hollywood movie set now.

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