You see, black guys, they drive a car like this. But white guys, see, they drive a car like this.
Black guys have names like Carl, while white guys have names like Lenny.
Haha he didn't just "see" an Asian couple, he "witnessed" it. Haha dumbshoe.
I feel the same way. VICKIE LAWSON DOES EXIST!!! SHE DOES EXIST DAMNITT!!!
From now on I will personally shit in every white woman's hair.
Jews rule, Aryans drool!!!
WANTED: White chick to enjoy long walks to the unemployment office and passing out at a seedy bar after I dryhump you to completion.
I thought Austraila was like some really elaborate Hollywood movie set now.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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