NASA faked the World Trade Center disaster. Meet me in my treehouse if you want to know more.

Ugh. The same thing happened to me in kingergarden. Fuck the establishment!

"Infedel n Proud" is currently asking for donations on a freeway off ramp somewhere.

Big money, big prizes, I LOVE IT!

She's a small wonder, pretty and bright with soft curls. She's a small wonder, a girl unlike other girls.

Upon retrospect I think Hitler was kind of a jerk.

"martin adams-smith" is a man with a plan.

Yeah you pig!

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