Maybe a little face-time, a game of hoops, watch a movie, you know.
I had a dream Snoop Dogg came to my house and kept starting fires in the kitchen.
No way man, here, take my wallet.
The queers are getting hitched and kids are reading fantasy books! It's all over, oh lordy, it's alllll over!
All of the letters in NASA are also in Satan. Think about it.
Oh yeah, every brown person on the face of the Earth is always planning to blow something up just to spite the Heavenly Space SuperGod Jesus. When boarding a plane, remember the old saying: If the passengers are brown, stay on the ground. If the passengers are white, have a nice flight!
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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