Mike Jones

Who? No, really, who?

I'm not sure what a "sexy boo boo" is but if I got one I'd go to the doctor right away.

Well that's a fine how-do-you-do.

hook me up w/ a weber dawg ~PEACE~

They must have Internet access at truck stops now.

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