I hate everybody on this forum. But I hate this guy the most!


Mew mew power? What are you, 5? Oh wait, you've got an anime avatar. I guess you find people who are 5 sexy and have to learn their language.

My cat scratched the shit out of me when I tried this.

How is it that in 2007 this trick is still impressive to people? How did you just find out about this? God I have so many questions about this person and the sad way they live their life. Ugh!

58 threads vs. 5. That's the Internet for you.

Well, that would explain what the president is talking to God about.

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