This post made me afraid of fat people AND midgets!

I know this is just a forum and everything but if I was that guy from the show I would totally hit dis.

Mr. Roloff the midget primadonna doesn't have the TIME to respond to his fans. What a jerk!


The dichotomy of ideas in this thread is incredible.

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