This post made me afraid of fat people AND midgets!
I know this is just a forum and everything but if I was that guy from the show I would totally hit dis.
Mr. Roloff the midget primadonna doesn't have the TIME to respond to his fans. What a jerk!
The dichotomy of ideas in this thread is incredible.
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Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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