I know I look to YouTube for dating advice too.
The only thing these movie producers are possessed by is profits. But whatever, SOULS OF THE DAMNED it is then.
"both of the chicks... let me put my dick in your asses... oh no it's a man's asshole... DAMN YOU PSI BALLS!!!"
I'd love to actually find one of these guys and watch them try to pull this shit off in person. I'd put it on TV and call it Psychic Loser and it'd be the next American Idol or at least Tasty Travels.
HE LEFT YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO FAT. DEAL WITH IT.
Well fuck, every guy has had a little taste, but we don't flavor the stuff. Jesus.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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