I know I look to YouTube for dating advice too.

The only thing these movie producers are possessed by is profits. But whatever, SOULS OF THE DAMNED it is then.

"both of the chicks... let me put my dick in your asses... oh no it's a man's asshole... DAMN YOU PSI BALLS!!!"

I'd love to actually find one of these guys and watch them try to pull this shit off in person. I'd put it on TV and call it Psychic Loser and it'd be the next American Idol or at least Tasty Travels.



Well fuck, every guy has had a little taste, but we don't flavor the stuff. Jesus.

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