As questionable as George Bush Jr's presidency is, I'd trust him more than some guy named "Crito Philappatos".

Maybe you should stop having sex with them.

They're labled as schizophrenic because THEY ARE FUCKING INSANE.

The pain in his genitals was the herpes he got from that hooker on his trip to Brazil.

I wish monkeys ruled the United States.

A frequent shopper of Wal-Mart.

Never one to shy away from controversial topics, "choose life" sets the record straight.

"ufospotter" is on a crusade for hot sweaty alien justice.

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