As questionable as George Bush Jr's presidency is, I'd trust him more than some guy named "Crito Philappatos".
Maybe you should stop having sex with them.
They're labled as schizophrenic because THEY ARE FUCKING INSANE.
The pain in his genitals was the herpes he got from that hooker on his trip to Brazil.
I wish monkeys ruled the United States.
A frequent shopper of Wal-Mart.
Never one to shy away from controversial topics, "choose life" sets the record straight.
"ufospotter" is on a crusade for hot sweaty alien justice.
Now with the sun and the warmth and the generally pleasant atmosphere, you can no longer blame the weather for why you've spent the last sixteen hours sitting inside. You'll need to stay on your toes if you want to stay in your chair.
This tuna ain't working, bro, and this gross hot dog needs a one way trip to go live on your uncle's Flavor Farm.
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