An incomprehensible horse role-playing site with subforums for finding a mate, breeding, and probably some other things horses do that most humans should have no interest in.
If anyone can figure out what the fuck is going on here I'll give you a prize.
I feel bad for the farmer that found this forum on Google and is just trying to figure out why his horse has the runs.
Everyone on the Internet is muscular, we know.
Oh how romantic!
Maybe people from here really are horses. Notice how these posts read like the transcripts of sign language conversations with Koko the gorilla.
the horse master steps into the light as a booming, thunderous voice is heard all around: hey whats up
Sorry but I've had enough of Pantsfish's front page updates for one week!
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
There are hundreds of stories happening on the World Wide Web. Let me tell you, that's a very wide web. Our goal at Weekend Web is to bring you the latest headlines from around the Internet. We go into the very bowels of message boards everywhere and find out what millions of online citizens have to say.