Galloping Acres

An incomprehensible horse role-playing site with subforums for finding a mate, breeding, and probably some other things horses do that most humans should have no interest in.

If anyone can figure out what the fuck is going on here I'll give you a prize.

I feel bad for the farmer that found this forum on Google and is just trying to figure out why his horse has the runs.

Everyone on the Internet is muscular, we know.

Oh how romantic!

Maybe people from here really are horses. Notice how these posts read like the transcripts of sign language conversations with Koko the gorilla.

the horse master steps into the light as a booming, thunderous voice is heard all around: hey whats up

Sorry but I've had enough of Pantsfish's front page updates for one week!

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