There's a GPS ankle bracelet out there with "RJSOFTWARE's" name on it.
That lying BITCH!
Interesting, at first glance it looks like a series of rules, but when I look more closely it says, "I got dumped in 7th grade and I still resent it."
Looks like someone gets all of his debate tips from 24-hour news channels.
Now he's laying down the law as well as any chance of ever having children.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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