There's a GPS ankle bracelet out there with "RJSOFTWARE's" name on it.

That lying BITCH!

Interesting, at first glance it looks like a series of rules, but when I look more closely it says, "I got dumped in 7th grade and I still resent it."

Looks like someone gets all of his debate tips from 24-hour news channels.

Now he's laying down the law as well as any chance of ever having children.

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