There's a GPS ankle bracelet out there with "RJSOFTWARE's" name on it.
That lying BITCH!
Interesting, at first glance it looks like a series of rules, but when I look more closely it says, "I got dumped in 7th grade and I still resent it."
Looks like someone gets all of his debate tips from 24-hour news channels.
Now he's laying down the law as well as any chance of ever having children.
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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