To hell with peroxide, go for the Drano.
Someone should tell "swooty" to volunteer at a retirement home.
The first thing of the three things is: You have to do the three things.
Introduce your face to an axe.
That's it for this week. Thanks to my forum friends The Admiral, Ghaz, tinkertot, Necromancer, Downpour, rubber cat, maxnmona, SmaPdE, menth0l, debaser, puffery, Chav, kazoogirl, please recycle, Blaber66, Trustworthy, meek, Jumpman16, Princess Lollipop, Hypnotic, CatWithWheels, John Mirra, fognl, skitzish, and Deg.
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