To hell with peroxide, go for the Drano.
Someone should tell "swooty" to volunteer at a retirement home.
The first thing of the three things is: You have to do the three things.
Introduce your face to an axe.
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Classic pick up lines for the sleazebag who tends to overthink things.
Transgressive author Chuck Palahniuk is here to help with tips and tricks to hacking your life.
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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