To hell with peroxide, go for the Drano.
Someone should tell "swooty" to volunteer at a retirement home.
The first thing of the three things is: You have to do the three things.
Introduce your face to an axe.
That's it for this week. Thanks to my forum friends The Admiral, Ghaz, tinkertot, Necromancer, Downpour, rubber cat, maxnmona, SmaPdE, menth0l, debaser, puffery, Chav, kazoogirl, please recycle, Blaber66, Trustworthy, meek, Jumpman16, Princess Lollipop, Hypnotic, CatWithWheels, John Mirra, fognl, skitzish, and Deg.
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The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
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