To hell with peroxide, go for the Drano.
Someone should tell "swooty" to volunteer at a retirement home.
The first thing of the three things is: You have to do the three things.
Introduce your face to an axe.
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Trying to change history is a terrible mistake. Tearing down all of America's Hitler statues has left us confused about our nation's proud past.
Ask any cowboy and they'll tell you: The deadliest snake in the wild west is Lava-Filled Hole Shaped Exactly Like A Cowboy Silhouette
Ben Garrison's Cartoons are finally explained!
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