This fellow has had sex before so I don't think he truly belongs at this forum.

Some bankers are women!

I BEAT AUNT BETTY AT ARM WRESTLING, ERGO SHE IS INFERIOR AND I AM SUPERIOR. FETCH MY HOT COCOA, WENCH!

"snorri's" really getting into this. I feel bad for him.

"Hehe." is code for "High five! Now let's go fondle each other in the woods!"

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