This fellow has had sex before so I don't think he truly belongs at this forum.
Some bankers are women!
I BEAT AUNT BETTY AT ARM WRESTLING, ERGO SHE IS INFERIOR AND I AM SUPERIOR. FETCH MY HOT COCOA, WENCH!
"snorri's" really getting into this. I feel bad for him.
"Hehe." is code for "High five! Now let's go fondle each other in the woods!"
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gee, sun, thanks for life and warmth and light. you totally did it on purpose and aren't just a stupid exploding deathtrap
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