You erotic beast!!

My kid just took part in a gang war and slit the throats of 4 thugs. I blame Carrot Top.

This is one of the many reasons why you should never try to pick up girls at a rodeo.

Holy shit dude

Sounds like a plan.

Yeah I don't think you're going to win her over with that HTML you ripped off of someone's eBay auction.

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