You erotic beast!!
My kid just took part in a gang war and slit the throats of 4 thugs. I blame Carrot Top.
This is one of the many reasons why you should never try to pick up girls at a rodeo.
Holy shit dude
Sounds like a plan.
Yeah I don't think you're going to win her over with that HTML you ripped off of someone's eBay auction.
Did Louis C.K. jerk off in front of two female comics? And why are these ladies squandering an opportunity to learn from a comedy legend?
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
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