You erotic beast!!
My kid just took part in a gang war and slit the throats of 4 thugs. I blame Carrot Top.
This is one of the many reasons why you should never try to pick up girls at a rodeo.
Holy shit dude
Sounds like a plan.
Yeah I don't think you're going to win her over with that HTML you ripped off of someone's eBay auction.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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