I love this story.

This tale is worth a good amount of "sucks bucks."

Louie Anderson taking a bath.

Well for starters they have both boobs AND wieners.

This is pretty close to being a ghost story.

That's it for this week. Thanks to my forum pals 19, flammable_legs, Yechezkel, Depressing Drawers, Niki Licksdicks, altruinomics, Lamb Scam, Grobyc, Brendle, RoboBlaster, Val, Spacecow, HateTheInternet, free sandwich, and superb0wr.

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