They like noses, but not just like. LIKE like.
You know a ton of snot could be up there right?
OH GOD YOU DO KNOW AND YOU LIKE IT, GROSS!!!
Remember that huge nose on Double Dare that the contestants had to climb under and pull big globs of rancid-looking shit out of? You couldn't give me all the Casio keyboards in the world to do that.
Why can't you just watch Urkel snort a lot for free?
He's Nosetradamus, I think he knows his shit.
Go the hell outside, LauraLu.
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Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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