Pinnochia

They like noses, but not just like. LIKE like.

You know a ton of snot could be up there right?

OH GOD YOU DO KNOW AND YOU LIKE IT, GROSS!!!

Remember that huge nose on Double Dare that the contestants had to climb under and pull big globs of rancid-looking shit out of? You couldn't give me all the Casio keyboards in the world to do that.

Why can't you just watch Urkel snort a lot for free?

He's Nosetradamus, I think he knows his shit.

Go the hell outside, LauraLu.

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