They like noses, but not just like. LIKE like.
You know a ton of snot could be up there right?
OH GOD YOU DO KNOW AND YOU LIKE IT, GROSS!!!
Remember that huge nose on Double Dare that the contestants had to climb under and pull big globs of rancid-looking shit out of? You couldn't give me all the Casio keyboards in the world to do that.
Why can't you just watch Urkel snort a lot for free?
He's Nosetradamus, I think he knows his shit.
Go the hell outside, LauraLu.
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2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
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