Haha, yeah really, tubaboi. Can you believe Edward Scissorhands up there? Man, that guy's a total dunce when it comes to putting fists in mens asses.
There's the part about maybe marrying someone and having kids someday and everything, but in your case you could let it slide.
Don't quit your day job unless your day job is combing your hair.
I buy all my swords from those two guys that are always up late on TV selling swords and baseball cards and yelling a lot.
Thanks for the tips, Lancelot.
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Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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