Haha, yeah really, tubaboi. Can you believe Edward Scissorhands up there? Man, that guy's a total dunce when it comes to putting fists in mens asses.
There's the part about maybe marrying someone and having kids someday and everything, but in your case you could let it slide.
Don't quit your day job unless your day job is combing your hair.
I buy all my swords from those two guys that are always up late on TV selling swords and baseball cards and yelling a lot.
Thanks for the tips, Lancelot.
The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
Pros: Much more comfortable than my last toilet seat, which was a transparent resin with seashells embedded inside. The outer layer wore off from friction, exposing the sharp jagged edges of the seashells, which were constantly scrapping my backside and causing major cuts and open sores.
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