Welp. Never looking at restaurants the same way again. Thanks for this.

How safe do you feel now Quad Cities, Iowa?

Well it's definitely not normal, but something tells me that you're beyond convincing at this point.

Wait a second, there was a mummy walking around in a shopping mall and nobody even noticed!? *rimshot*

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