Hell yea I love this game. I'll play the role of Tony, the disgruntled co-worker who has just found himself terminated for being late to work, EVEN THOUGH it was because he was in a car wreck on the way to work. Tony, after 2 weeks of being unemployed and coping with his wife recently leaving him, has decided to pay his former place of employment a little visit... WITH A KATANA BLADE.
No normal people allowed!
And besides, a few hours of gut-wrenching stink is totally worth it for this much comfort.
Diaper Hitler tries to make a case for ethnic cleansing.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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