Hell yea I love this game. I'll play the role of Tony, the disgruntled co-worker who has just found himself terminated for being late to work, EVEN THOUGH it was because he was in a car wreck on the way to work. Tony, after 2 weeks of being unemployed and coping with his wife recently leaving him, has decided to pay his former place of employment a little visit... WITH A KATANA BLADE.
No normal people allowed!
And besides, a few hours of gut-wrenching stink is totally worth it for this much comfort.
Diaper Hitler tries to make a case for ethnic cleansing.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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